My tiny cup runneth over
Repeat after me, “The closer you look, the more you see.”
In the darkest and most remote parts of Leicestershire the native peoples hold to the ancient belief that if you can drink a whole pint of Carling out of one of these tiny cups without spilling a single drop you will live to see Gary Lineker present Match of the Day in his underpants.
We are a spiritual people in Leicestershire.
More on Gary Lineker’s underpants here.